That title could be a turn on or a turn off, depending on who you are. If you’re reading this, you passed the test and your reward is… a tiny photo album from the coolest bathroom in the weirdest hotel I’ve ever been inside.

I’m in Denver for work and we’re staying at a boutique hotel with the theme “fun.” I have no idea how to better categorize that because there is no common theme between the 15 floors of hotel rooms. I’m on the “Big Hair” floor where Marge Simpson greets you at the elevator. Turn to the left and some generic big hair band stares at you.

I’m currently sitting in the “Rock” (next to Paper, and Scissors rooms) room, an hour ago I was in “Keep Away,” and I ate my breakfast in “Dodgeball.” The bathrooms are the most entertaining part. The lobby bathroom has a sign stating, “Wee, wee, wee all the way home,” and a picture of Frank Sinatra’s mugshot above the toilet.

Here are the photos from the bathroom on this floor:

This is actually very helpful.
“have a seat” and “go with the flow”
Good advice.
when the queen goes potty, is it a royal flush?

What do you think?