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This is what non-tweeters are missing. Sarah, Jackie and Kassie started this hilarious trend for “trad” pick-up lines. If you’re a traditional (“trad”) person, or if you just want to see what being a “trad” is all about, check out these hilarious snippets.

UPDATE: Read Sarah’s explanation of the catalyst for #TradPickUpLines, including the first few:

  • Would you like to glorify God through traditional gender roles with me?
  • Excuse me, I think you have the rib I’m missing. Would you like to help me promote the culture of life?
  • You were created to be my helpmeet. Let’s subdue the earth together
  • Let’s raise a quiver full of traditionalist culture warriors.
  • Would you like to break the bread that you baked with me?
  • Would you like to not practice NFP with me?
  • Let’s change your headcovering from white to black.(Married women wear black mantillas.)

They’re in chronological order (with two exceptions, which I have numbered in the order in which you should read them) with the most recent at the top:

FireofThyLove: You look like the kind of girl who understands her luteal phases #tradpickuplines

badgercatholic: The : Top 10 Trad Pickup Lines – http://shar.es/Htbv3 #TradPickupLines

gludlam: You smell as nice as incense at the traditional Latin Mass. #TradPickupLines

MCardaronella: You have the cutest little curl in your tongue when you receive communion. #TradPickupLines

gludlam: The white of your mantilla really compliments your blue eyes. #TradPickupLines

jrpascucci: Do you have a deep Marian devotion? ‘Cause you’ve got me thinking of marryin’ you. #tradpickuplines

Deacontom: Last 1: I think I might become a deacon; I won’t be able to get married. Would you just talk to me for a while? #tradpickuplines

MCardaronella:You have the cutest little curl in your tongue when you receive communion. #TradPickupLines

gludlam: The white of your mantilla really compliments your blue eyes. #TradPickupLines

jrpascucci: Do you have a deep Marian devotion? ‘Cause you’ve got me thinking of marryin’ you. #tradpickuplines

Deacontom: Last 1: I think I might become a deacon; I won’t be able to get married. Would you just talk to me for a while? #tradpickuplines

FireofThyLove: May I meet your father? I’d like to share with him my immaculate intention for you. #tradpickuplines

jrpascucci: Hey. I’m discerning marriage. Would you like to join me? #tradpickuplines

FireofThyLove: I like to take an annual pilgrimage to the city of Trent, you should join me some time. #tradpickuplines

badgercatholic:  Achoo! Sorry, i must be allergic to liturgical sensibility! #tradpickuplines

badgercatholic: Even if I was the last man on Earth after the Three Days of Darkness? #tradpickuplines

vitaconsecrata: Blessed are you among women! #tradpickuplines

badgercatholic: Is it hot in here! Did I die while committing a liturgical abuse, or is that just you? #tradpickuplines

CallAllWitness: Can you turn around so we can talk facing the same direction? What!? Yes, I AM aware Vatican II didn’t say it like that! #tradpickuplines

FireofThyLove: Come on over here, let me see if I can’t enkindle in you the FireofMyLove #tradpickuplines

DfendUsInBattle: I know a guy who can get me a great deal on 15-passenger vans. #TradPickUpLines

cathrynspry: You’re like a solemnity in Lent. #TradPickupLines

VitaCatholic: You do know that parental control over courtship is a Calvinist heresy, right? #TradPickupLines

badgercatholic: Is it hot in here! Did I die while committing a liturgical abuse, or is that just you? #tradpickuplines

badgercatholic: Hey good lookin’, do you like cookin’? #TradPickupLines

badgercatholic: I’m a regular Don Juan ……..of Austria! #TradPickupLines

FireofThyLove: You look like the kind of girl who understands her luteal phases #tradpickuplines

FireofThyLove: You and I could start our own movement. We’ll call it sspxoxo #tradpickuplines

badgercatholic: What are the chances of a guy like me meeting your father to to discuss our engagement? #TradPickupLines

badgercatholic: I looked up the word PULCHER in the latin-english dictionary today, and your picture was shown. #TradPickupLines

badgercatholic: What say we enjoy some active participation? #TradPickupLines

vaticanspy: Let’s plant a domestic church together. Don’t worry – I’ll make all the decisions. You can just cook. #TradPickupLines

CatholicMarie: I love #tradpickuplines but they’re hard to think of…need some ideas? Check out these and cite them 🙂 http://on.fb.me/fOkYeP

samthomeczek: What’s that Rick Astley song? “Never Gonna Give You Up” (for Lent). #TradPickupLines (h/t to @chrismjay)

redcactusflower: “How many patron saints would you give your kids? I like the sound of Ambrose Joseph Athanasius Patrick Mary John.” #TradPickupLines

samthomeczek: Let’s go on an Agnus Dei-te. #TradPickupLines (h/t to @chrismjay)

samthomeczek: I’d like to indulge in you. #TradPickupLines (h/t to @chrismjay)

Nicole_Fisher73: You are certainly a Glorious Mystery! Would you like to play ring around the rosary? #tradpickuplines

EHillgrove: Let’s read Matthew 19:6 together. In front of witnesses. @USCCB #Tradpickuplines http://bit.ly/igUyd2

Joel_Schmidt: Look, I know you’re not interested me personally, but how about some Redemptive Suffering? #TradPickupLines

vaticanspy: “I see you’re a convert. I’m more than willing to lead through mystagogy.” #TradPickupLines

CatholicMarie: @EHillgrove What lovely scapular brown eyes you have! #tradpickuplines

VitaCatholic: Pope Pius X said “Holy Communion is the shortest and safest way to Heaven” but you look like a close second! #tradpickuplines

vitaconsecrata: do you want to come Home with me? i’ll introduce you to my Father and Mother and Brother – they love you. #tradpickuplines

vitaconsecrata: you and i, are two of a kind. it’s like we came from the same rib or something. #tradpickuplines

FireofThyLove: I love the way you pronounce those Latin dipthongs #tradpickuplines

rebeccamodestia: I’ve also been told I have “nice childbearing hips.” #tradpickuplines

churchmankirk: Clamor meum ad te veniat, ad mulierem quae letificat juventutem meam. (My cry goes out to you, to the woman who brings joy to my youth) #TradPickupLines

EHillgrove: Our chaperone suggested we watch Fireproof tonight and she says we can watch it in the same room this time. #tradpickuplines

EHillgrove: I want to homeschool your children. #tradpickuplines

punktomonk: Wanna see my Roman Missile? #tradpickuplines

Deacontom: One more: “I think I’ve got a vocation to become a monk. Do you have time to share your vision of the future?” #tradPickuplines

Deacontom: Could I meet your significant other and tell him what a blessed guy he is? #tradpickuplines

EHillgrove: My father should meet your father and get this underway. #tradpickuplines

EHillgrove: My heart burns like the Sacred Heart when I see you in your ankle-length dress. #tradpickuplines

redcactusflower: My awesome 3rd date w/ The Beau: “Let’s go to Sunday Mass then take photos of old headstones in a churchyard.” #TradPickupLines

VitaCatholic: Would you like to meet to discuss any prohibitory impediments to a sacramental marriage? #tradpickuplines

FireofThyLove: Excuse me, is this seat vacant? #tradpickuplines

Opinionatedcath: So want to go to the “Glory and Praise” book burning #tradpickuplines

Opinionatedcath: Let me read to you Malachi Martin all night long #tradpickuplines

sullijo: Are you tired? Because you’ve been processing through my mind all night. #TradPickupLines

3liSays: I’d like to have my penance migrated into your hand holding mine. #TradPickupLines

Joel_Schmidt: So, uh, I have an extra ticket to the pipe organ recital… #tradpickuplines

marcpuck: In Crucis Via cum mihi ages? #tradpickuplines

3liSays: It was all about Dies Irae until you walked in wearing a mantilla like that #TradPickupLines

FrCharles: Baby you help me relax like a second Confiteor #tradpickuplines

FireofThyLove: If you’re not the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen, let me be anathema #tradpickuplines

3liSays: Ugh, this is a Novus Boredo, Why don’t we go study St. Thomas and the Tantum Ergo in Latin after this? #TradPickupLines

FrCharles: Quid facis post missam? #tradpickuplines

Nicole_Fisher73: You can be my deacon and I will be your pulpit. #tradpickuplines

vaticanspy: “How would you like to be the mother of the next TRUE pope?” #TradPickupLines

FireofThyLove: Girl, your cor is loquitoring to my cor #tradpickuplines

FireofThyLove: Give me a moment to face East, ’cause I’ve just seen an angel #tradpickuplines

FrCharles: Can I borrow your nail polish to put on the ends of my missal ribbons to keep them from fraying? #tradpickuplines

sullijo: Wanna come back to my place and see my collection of first-class relics? #TradPickupLines

Opinionatedcath: If only Annibale Bugnini had met you there would be no Vatican II #TradPickupLines

1. MCardaronella: Your eyes are the most lovely shade of denim! #tradpickuplines

2. EHillgrove: @MCardaronella Hahahaha they go well with your french braid and plaid dress. #tradpickuplines

rebeccamodestia: Some guy said to me: “So, do you come here to confession often?” at a Cath singles conference. True story. #tradpickuplines

EHillgrove: I put my net on the other side of the boat and there you were #tradpickuplines

alisongriz: “just answering Christ’s command to be a fisher of men”. #TradPickupLines

redcactusflower: This actually happened to me at WYD 2002: “Sorry, can’t hang out, but here’s a Knights of Columbus rosary.” #TradPickupLines

EHillgrove: You can borrow my first class relic any day #tradpickuplines

EHillgrove: and with YOUR spirt #tradpickuplines

FireofThyLove: @EHillgrove Girl you’re so fine, if I were pope I’d make your birthday a Double of the I Class #tradpickuplines

1. EHillgrove: I can’t wait to hold your hand during the Our Father. #tradpickuplines

2. VitaCatholic: @EHillgrove Don’t fall for that one! Real Trads don’t hold hands during the Our Father!!! #tradpickuplines

3. EHillgrove: @VitaCatholic True. Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. #tradpickuplines

EHillgrove: I’m glad that the only veil you take is the mantilla. #tradpickuplines

MCardaronella: I couldn’t help but notice you’re wearing a white mantilla, are you free for adoration tonight? #tradpickuplines

churchmankirk: There are six days left of the Easter Octave. Let’s celebrate with some Solemnity 😉 #TradPickupLines

EHillgrove: I love how you smell like incense. It’s like everyday is a Holy Day of Obligation. #tradpickuplines

ensucorazon: I’m going to Eucharistic Adoration. Would you like to join me? #Tradpickuplines

EHillgrove: You remind my of my mom’s patron saint. #tradpickuplines

EHillgrove: Oops, you got some holy water on your cheek. Let me get that for you. #tradpickuplines

EHillgrove: Night prayer is going to be epic with you by my side. I like the way you read the antiphons. #Tradpickuplines

briansmith31681: Wanna do dinner & a homily? #TradPickupLines

Nicole_Fisher73: The 11th Commandment is for me to honor thy body. #tradpickuplines

Opinionatedcath: Let me be your your only male altar server #TradPickupLines

samthomeczek: I could quote Ecclesiastes to you all day. #TradPickupLines

samthomeczek: Didn’t I see you at the PP vigil the other day? #TradPickupLines

samthomeczek: Would you like to get together for coffee and discernment? #TradPickupLines

johncounter10er: I saw that you wear a t-shirt when you swim; so your brown scapular doesen’t float away, am I right? #TradPickupLines #iRetire

RCGuerilla: seeing you has made me rethink my vocation #TradPickupLines.

EHillgrove: I thank St. Raphael for bringing us together #Tradpickuplines

vaticanspy: “How would you like to be the mother of the next TRUE pope?” #TradPickupLines

johncounter10er: Wanna play a game? List your “top-five” favorite Ecumenical Councils… none of which can rhyme with “Attican Shoe”! #TradPickupLines

churchmankirk: Your father’s a deacon? Creating you was definitely a Christ-like service to the Church. #TradPickupLines

alisongriz: “what’s a nicely veiled girl like you doing at a folk mass like this?” #TradPickupLines.

Trivs: You have the key to my heart, can I have the key to your chastity belt? #tradpickuplines

churchmankirk: After seeing you in that dress, today is gonna be on my calendar as an Obligatory Memorial. #TradPickupLines

churchmankirk: How might I contact your father about asking permission to court you? #TradPickupLines

Nicole_Fisher73: You had me at Hallelujah. #tradpickuplines

churchmankirk: Do you have a brother who’s a priest? … I may need Extreme Unction if you keep making my heart beat like this! #TradPickupLines

johncounter10er: I saw you slip that note in my lunch today! How spontaneous!! You know I only usually read things with an imprimatur! #TradPickupLines

EHillgrove: My first language is love, my second language is Latin #Tradpickuplines

churchmankirk: “You smell divine… Like Somalian Frankincense.” #TradPickupLines

EHillgrove: Your father’s horses would look great in my barn. #dowry #Tradpickuplines (now I’m just going back in time)

EHillgrove: Wanna come to my father’s house, make me dinner, and watch Glenn Beck in different rooms? #TradPickupLines

EHillgrove: That rosary brings out the color of your eyes. #TradPickupLines

johncounter10er: “I saw you at mass the other day; you weren’t wearing a veil. I always knew you were one of those rebellious types” #TradPickupLines

redcactusflower Ok Twitter #Catholics, give me your best #TradPickupLines. “You’d look beautiful driving a big van full of homeschooled kids.”

redcactusflower: “Girl, you don’t need that Ave Maria Singles subscription” #TradPickupLines

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